I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
