Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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