So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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