i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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