Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize