Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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