she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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