she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
