can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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