i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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