new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
