North Korea, Best Korea!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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