Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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