a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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