I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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