Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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