got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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