I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
foreskin is a definite game changer
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
