Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
