I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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