He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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