He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
