Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
A bitchslap is in order.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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