you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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