Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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