I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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