just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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