please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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