if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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