dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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