i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I deserve this hangover.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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