Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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