Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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