Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
