what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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