is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
