Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Randomize
