she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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