wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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