Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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