He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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