im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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