yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
