Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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