At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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