I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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