did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
