He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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