Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Also, beer. Big fan.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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