my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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