Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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