I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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