I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
