just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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